Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty