Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Bean Soup Jokes More Bean Soup Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty