Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Because any more would be too farty.

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Because one more would be too farty

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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