Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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I can't even...

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Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture