Because one more would be too farty.
He wanted tequila.
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
A drunk Irishman.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
You add 24 carats!
Because any more would be too farty.
Because one more would be too farty
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Because the extra bean would be too farty.
