Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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You add 24 carats!

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Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...