Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".