Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.