Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".