How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.