How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.