How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".