How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

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What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.