How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

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What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".