How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Irish Chili Jokes More Irish Chili Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.