One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A:.........
Vehicular man's laughter
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
A Bowl (B-Owl)
Seven C's
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"
A fish!
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The pet store
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Ask them to pronounce it.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.