One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
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Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
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A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
God is the answer.
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
They're huge blubbermouths.
I want to know her secret
it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
To buy some quack croakaine!
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
Madam President.
Disappointed.
