Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

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Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!