How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!