Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.