Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Why are girls bad at maths?

They can't even.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches