Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches