They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
Mice outfit!
Because they lack da-vision.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Her miscarriage.
A credit card.
About 3 inches.