What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.