What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.