Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.