Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Barbers.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!