Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!