What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read