If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
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No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
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Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Slaves.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
Because he didn't get it.
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
He was blowing off Steam
A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.
A gray and red hairy paste.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
Norman Rock Wells.
