If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
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No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Slaves.
An alcoholic.
Jerky.
You're trying my patients!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
All her children had gone to the dogs.
A hung jury.
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
It's not like they are coming to yours.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
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