If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Slaves.
Because he didn't get it.
Most weddings happen in June.
Only 12. One for every month.
Some adults like lawyers.
Deez hoes ain't lawyers.
Because it was charged with battery.
It pains them to have standards.
becau
A seasoned traveller.
Roberto.
A gray and red hairy paste.
For the insurance money.
No ballroom
Answer: A pair of slipper
