If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
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No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My newt.
It's a fugazi.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
A stretch
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Chicken Tenders.
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Professor: Astronomical.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A Fairodactyl
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
I replied.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
To give the ants a chance.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Slaves.
Deez hoes ain't lawyers.
Shoot him before he hits the ground
Peek-a-chu!
The Exeggution!
A hung jury.
Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
Because he never left the pub.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Disabled.
For the insurance money.
