Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.