Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl