Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.