Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

Habanero Jokes More Habanero Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."