Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Habanero Jokes More Habanero Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.