Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like?

Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.