Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!