Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Habanero Jokes More Habanero Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!