Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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