What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.