My erection.
Because he was out standing in his field.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Because he has a woodpecker!
An informant
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
The ground!
You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message
A dead baby.
Apparently not 8