What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.