What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16