What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.