What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)