What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.