What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.