They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
It was too clingy
They stop calling each other.
Anchor.
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
The wheelchair. sorry
The ground!
They will give you a piece of your mind.
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
Put a leper in a wind tunnel