They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
PDF puh-duh... ffffff
It's harder to break bills.
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message
Their wheelchairs
Misoyaki!
Miracle whip.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
