What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel