What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"