What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.