What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out