What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"