Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.