Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

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It kept crashing on the beach.

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Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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a peasantfeeling

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A transit

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In the gutter!

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In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.