Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.