Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

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Flop.

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Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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He waits at the next station

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A privet tutor

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Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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The guy would survive the first round.

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Sikhs.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.