How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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Because she's a woman.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.