How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.