Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!