Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.