Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
A Hun knee comb.
Because he ate his pillow.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
The sweepstakes.
Lettuce pray.
Ocra Winfrey
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
Because they'll always have the last word.
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.