What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.