What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.