What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!