What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.