What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.