What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!