How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.