How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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A: She went to sea a movie.

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it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!