False Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!