Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!