Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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A sneezing ticket holder.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.