Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!