Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.