Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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A cub reporter.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!