How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"