How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!