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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!