How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.