How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

F Jokes More F Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.