What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.