What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.