What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.