How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.