How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"