How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.