How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

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What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.