How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.