How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)