How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why would I be mad?

girls who are mad

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.