If you find the right woman, you're complete.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Guilty.
East Timor
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A graduated cylinder.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."