What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."