What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Right Woman Jokes More Right Woman Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.