What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.