What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."