What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."