How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

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How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.