How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!