How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have...

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

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How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.