What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What is stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.