What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."