What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.