How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.