How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.