How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.