How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.