Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

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Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.