Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.