Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture