Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture