Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes