What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander