What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander