What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

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What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.