What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

New Zealander Jokes More New Zealander Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander