What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander