How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.