How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.