How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.