How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr