How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What building has the most stories?

A library.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.