How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.