Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

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What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.