Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!