Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it