Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.