Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train