How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops