How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

House Jokes More House Jokes

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong