How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...