What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.