What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.