What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.