What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

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A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"