What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them