What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...