What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"