he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because she got plowed by another man.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Cot-on-wool.
Tea, Rex?"
Ask Ronda Rousey!
misogynistic.
As long as she is unmarried.
His last name.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."