How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Darling Jokes More Darling Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."