he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
A: A snowmobile!
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
Jack the kipper !
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
Have you seen the mess snails make?
My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.
They want to.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
She replies, "Snorting pepper."
he replied, "Tropical Depression."
